by: JD.com contributor
Good to see you batch mate. Can you believe Roy is finally filing an annulment? After five years, I thought he can survive Pia for two more years. Whew. Her name is Pia, right? Not Mia? Mia is their dog or vice versa? Whatever.
How have you been by the way? Wow. Your scaling AI business is getting on track. Finally! Investors love you more these days. You’ll be a billionaire before fifty. So cool.
Me? Nothing new. Working on the same goal. I reached it the other day, by the way. I slept with the 101th girl. Cool? Or So Hot? Or just plain “i-made-it man”.
What else is up with you. Right, your baby. I saw it on Facebook. The kid is so cute. Me? I am not ready yet. Probably on 105th I’ll sleep with. Why so much ado on sleeping with women? Everybody can do it. That’s easy, because I have nothing to report.
How’s our plan for next year’s reunion? They want it in Bali? Well for sure few will attend. Back to me? My travel plans? Well I don’t have one. Before pandemic I’ve traveled to more than 50 countries. Well not for food or culture or business. It’s more for the love of sleeping with different women.Yeah, bro. You can’t believe it. But they are all of different nationalities and ethnicity. They only have one thing in common: all are happy to sleep with me.
Definitely, I would not travel for food. I don’t even remember which country cooks the original laksa or nasi goring. They taste the same. When I was in 5-star hotel in London, a Pakistani served my wine. Russian served the bread. A pony-tailed red-hair Scottish for the main dish. The food sucks. But, I definitely love the red-haired Scottish. For culture? I would not spend a cent to travel for culture. I’ll just watch it on you tube.
Speaking of food, I heard Ross opened his restaurant. Good for him. In our 3rd year he is always outside to eat. He was even caught in the lab eating while dissecting frogs and rats. Restaurant business is good, but not for me. Very volatile. Eating? I just like cereal. Cereal all day. Yeah, different cereals. Oats for breakfast. Maize for lunch. Barley for dinner. Rarely I cook. I just love eating in front of computers or sometimes TV or more often after sleeping with a partner.
Oh! You watched John Wick 4. Good for you to relax. Keanu Reeves is good at killing all characters. Was the movie even relaxing? Remember our batch mate Jon? He has some semblance with Keanu. Right? Though our classmates called him Jon Weak. Until now, after 35 years, that remains a mystery. I don’t know and don’t want to know why.
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Who’s that getting on stage? That’s Father Mike? Oh, Mike the dancer is now a priest. It could be his way of penance. Me? I’m not that religious at all. Though I read three times the book Faith Applied by Jean Daujat. I also love Meditation Books by Laurence Freeman. A bit odd, but I love reading it as literary work more than as meditation instructional book. I like most the “Go Forth and Multiply” verse in the bible.
Well, I guess that’s for me dude. I’ll see you next year. My 102th is waiting in nearby cafe. ‘Hope this goes well. Otherwise I’ll just eat my cereals or wake up from this f#####! dream.
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